• December 2, 2016

Drunk Santa is Back in Spiro

As we head into the holiday season, we’ve brought back an old friend as a Spiro personality.

Santa is a hard working man like the rest of us and definitely understands the need to close all your deals in a timely manner. As an early holiday gift, he’s now once again available as a personality in Spiro to whip your sales game into shining tree topping shape. (To change your Spiro personality, navigate to the “Settings” and you’ll see it there.)

Drunk Santa’s Words Are Sober Santa’s Thoughts

Drunk Santa’s in charge as the new Spiro personality this Christmas, so put your elf on the shelf and get ready for some holiday cheer. Listen and learn, grasshopper. This guy is a soldier.

Here are just a few of the things he might say:

“Twas the night before Christmas and nobody gave two craps. Time to email Bob.”

“Jingle Balls. Make some calls. Santa’s in AA. Let’s begin with a call to Samantha.”

“I’ve made you a list and checked it twice. Open up Spiro to find out who is naughty and nice.”

“Is that a lump of coal in your stocking or are you just happy to have some leads?”

Even when Santa’s three spiked eggnogs in, he knows how to lead you to the deals that will make you the most money. Just don’t get up on his bad side, or you’ll end up like grandma.

Spiro Has Multiple Personalities (That All Want to Make You Rich)

Spiro, the personal sales assistant for salespeople who want to make more money, is home to multiple personalities. That doesn’t sound right, does it?

In case Drunk Santa isn’t your idea of fun, you can choose from Surfer Dude, R-Rated, Jewish Mother, Coach, Gossip Girl, Fabio and Boring. (Boring is not recommended.)

Our R-Rated personality will give you the tough love your masochistic alter-ego craves. Jewish Mother will guilt trip you until you cave in. Coach will give you some good old fashioned “go get ’em, tiger” motivation. Switch them around and have fun.

Meet them all when you download Spiro for iPhone, Android, on the web or as a Chrome extension!